presents the WINNERS of a

“You must have tea and cake with the vicar, or you die.”
—Eddie Izzard

The contest she is closed. The wreckage, she is.... profound.

We had a lot of good entries. We had a hard time narrowing down the choices. But the winners were very definitely winners, so please check out the fruitcakes of their creative madness genius.

The fairies heard that I was making a cake and decided to "grace" me with their destructive presence. The boys were impatient and kept opening the oven so it came out uneven. Mustardseed dumped powdered sugar in the mixer while it was running. After it was frosted, Cobweb marched right across the cake as Moth, Peaseblossom decided to "decorate" it. At the first taste of sugar Peaseblossom lost all inhibitions and dove straight into the middle of the cake. The boys dug in and they left a terrible mess. When I scolded them, they threw some cake in my face!

— Stacy R.

“Yes, yes, Reverend. Of course I still want to go through with the wedding,” the shaken bride sniffled. “Just give me a moment.”

The guests stared at the ruin that had recently been a multi-tiered marvel of coconut-cream pastry.

“Yes, I’m sure the toppers were plastic earlier,” the groom was saying. “There were only two of those, not four, and they CERTAINLY weren’t doing the Electric slide in the buttercream frosting.

“Is that the Macarena?” said the maid of honor.

“Nay, good mistress!” piped one of the energetic besugared figures. “This is the Macaroona!”

— Melissa M.

— Chloe P.

They said not to leave the cake uncovered in case the cat hopped up on the counter. Little did they know the cat was the least of their concerns that morning...

— Cat S.

At once the fairies zoomed across the sweet cold night air – in some seconds they were there, sitting on the geometric blue-and-white square garden table – yes, that fast – that they could just taste the chocolaty goodness... yummy...

Moth broke the utterly deafening silence. He was cute but annoying little thing. Today he was the leader of the gang – cake wrecking is his speciality. ‘ATTACK!’ He squeaked, too excited to even bother to shout. At once Peaseblossom , Cobweb, Moth and Mustardseed zoomed to the cake. With magic they, together, mashed the cake, dipped in, grabbing handfuls of fluffy cake!

— Haricha A.

The little fairy I had wrecked cupcakes.
She even made her own wings to match her outfit.

— Catie S.

Peaseblossom, Moth, Cobweb, and Mustardseed wrecked my cake! I don’t know how they did it but they did. They did not simply eat it. Peaseblossom decided to dance a wonderful dance on my BIRTHDAY cake! Moth was tying to eat it while she was doing so, but worst of all Mustadseed. It is unexplainable what that thing did to my cake. Yes this cake was one for the recodes. I am Jade, my eyes are the clearest colour of jade you will ever see. And I see Fairies.

— Emma B.

— Scott M. and Lindsey J.

Troublesome fairies! I was just out, enjoying a picnic when I had to go potty. While I was gone, Peaseblossom, Mustardseed, Moth and Cobweb came by and started devouring my cake! Then, a giant fairy came around and got in on the fun. She decided that the cake was so tasty that she even mistook some of the smaller fairies as pieces of yummy cake goodness!

What is the world coming to when a girl can’t walk away from her cake for a few minutes?

— Cinnamon B.

Btw, the groovy cake art on the sidebars originated from bschmove